Trade memes
on stage.
Bet zero.
Claim a nickname and walk on with 100 pretend SOL. Buy and sell any Solana token Jupiter can price, at its real live price, minus a 1% house fee. Whoever holds the fattest bag when the buzzer sounds Monday 00:00 UTC takes the top step.
No sign-up form, no wallet, no email. You get a private player key that this browser remembers. Already holding a key?
Buzzer sounds in
Top three right now
Tallying the scores…
Your pretend portfolio
Grab a ticket up top for a booth of your own, or bring an old one back with your player key.
The key is your only login. We hold a one-way hash of it, which means a lost key cannot be reissued.
Who's winning this week
Ranked by total bag value in pretend SOL: cash on hand plus every holding marked at Jupiter's live price. You need at least one trade this round to show up.
| Marking every bag to market… |
- Quiet so far.
The wall of winners
When the buzzer sounds at Monday 00:00 UTC, the ten biggest bags get framed here. Every contestant then restarts at 100 pretend SOL; names and keys carry over.
No round has finished yet.
How the game is scored
Starting chips
Each round you start with 100 pretend SOL. SOL is the house currency and every token is bought or sold against it.
Where prices come from
When you hit buy or sell, our server asks Jupiter's price API for the token and for SOL, both in USD. Your fill in SOL = token USD ÷ SOL USD. Nothing your browser sends is ever used as a price.
House fee and fills
Every trade pays a 1% pretend fee. Buys: tokens = (SOL − 1%) ÷ price. Sells: SOL = tokens × price − 1%. Slippage isn't simulated, so big orders in thin coins fill nicer here than they would out there.
What's on the menu
Any mint Jupiter prices live with at least $5,000 of liquidity when you buy. Max 30 open holdings, smallest trade 0.01 SOL (dumping a whole holding is always fine), max 20 trades per minute.
Keeping score
Bag value = cash + Σ(holding × live price in SOL). Scoreboard prices are fetched in batches of 50 mints and refreshed roughly once a minute. Average cost includes fees; open P&L = value − cost, and locked-in P&L is booked on every sell.
Your player key
Joining hands you a random 256-bit key that this browser keeps in local storage and sends with each trade. The server only stores its SHA-256 fingerprint, so copy the key somewhere safe if you want to play on another device.
Just a game
No token changes hands, no wallet is touched and there is nothing to cash out. Paper results skip slippage, MEV and depth limits, so they look better than real trading would. Treat nothing here as a tip to buy or sell anything.